Paris Hilton Rolls Out ‘The Bandit’

August 24, 2008

Having already graced consumers with a line of designer dog clothes, champagne in a can and four priced-to-own fragrances, Paris Hilton unveiled her latest product to the plebian masses this weekend: a line of “interchangeable”, Velcro attached hair extensions.

Made of 100% polyester and attached via headband, the Bandit is a spin-off product from company Dreamcatchers, which Hilton has endorsed since last year.

Showing off her new line of slip-on fake plastic hair at a Malibu press event this Saturday, Hilton noted, “My goal was to bring myself and my personality into this project. I have been wearing extensions for years, and there is nothing out there like this product. Every woman should have one."

Coming in 8 different colors and available through Sally Beauty Supply, according to the packaging, Bandits offer a “Classic headband style with 6” of hair. Interchangeable headbands for a new look everyday.”

Paris also updated her Myspace blog over the weekend, saying, “Hope you’re all having a wonderful summer. This is actually the first summer where I didn’t just lounge around in St. Tropez or a private beach somewhere – I didn’t take a vacation this summer because it’s been non-stop work.”

Gotta put that food on the table Paris, we understand.

“Professionally it’s been a very successful and productive summer,” she continues. “My favorite part of the summer has been the time I’ve gotten to spend on tour with my love Benj. We always have the best time together and he’s played some shows in some pretty rad places: Orlando for example, so we got to go to Disney World, which is always a blast! He’s such an amazing boyfriend and so talented too…I love watching him perform on stage, so hot! Loves it!”

What’s the name of that band he’s in again? My Chemical something?

“Life couldn’t be better; I have a great boyfriend and a new best friend. I’m so excited to announce that I’ve wrapped taping of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. I’ve been LOVING every moment in the editing room, and am sitting there literally in tears, every day, laughing so hard at all the priceless moments from the footage. Also I’m thinking that a lot of the crazier scenes might just end up on the DVD….there is so much footage and even though some will be edited out as all shows must do, I want you to be able to see it and laugh as much as I have been!”

Uhmm…yeah.